i love mtv

i know its been awhile since my last entry, but tonight two amazing television shows inspired me to add yet another pop culture-influenced post to my blog, in which i present two very poignant letters of advice.

letter #1:
dear jason,
here's a thought - STOP COMMITTING.
sincerely,
sarah
ps i'm sorry, i just have to ask...does alex have a penis? seriously, did you check though?

letter #2:
dear scary midget-looking girl from super sweet 16,
what is up with you being so mean to your friends? just because you're bitter about your roots in the lollipop guild doesn't mean you can blame it on brittany.
suck it up,
sarah