dear mr. electrician,

thank you so much for posting these very professional signs in the stairwell of my apartment building. i especially enjoy the extraneous strip of white tape that you added to the right of this one, even though i'm pretty sure that the large pieces on the top AND bottom were plenty. i'm also really glad that you finally corrected your spelling of 'tenant,' since the posters on the first three floors were addressed to the 'temants' of the building. but most of all, i'm just really glad to know that my heat, light, cooking abilities, and all around standard of living rest in your obviously professional hands. hands that pen notes to tenants on yellow notebook paper.

ps. i didn't realize you were a doctor...