case of the mondays

its monday morning, and i arrived at work in quite a foul disposition. however, much to my excitement and surprise, there were two new amazing spam emails awaiting me in my inbox! these weird little things amuse me more than i can really say. here are the new ones:

email #3
from 'porter bucy' to 'jurgis grahn':
searched every corner of his den to find the Mouse. A Fox seeing him said: A fine Lion you are, to be frightened of a Mouse. Said the Lion; I resent his familiarity and ill-breeding. The Vain Jackdaw JUPITER DETERMINED, it is said, to create a sovereign over the birds, and made proclamation that

email #4
from 'abidemi soto' to 'dragus houtz':
the interval of three centuries which has elapsed since the publication of this volume of Nevelets, no book, with the exception of the Holy Scriptures, has had a wider circulation than Aesops Fables. They have been translated into

it all makes sense now! well, more than before at least. these strange half sentences are actually from aesops fables. although that still doesn't really explain why i keep getting them sent to me...

additionally, if j.k. needs some character names for her next harry potts book, i've got quite a nice collection for her. come on, dragus houtz? tell me that doesn't sound like a professor of dark arts.

ps this is the first time i've linked to a previous post of mine. exciting!!