tag body spray for (really old) men

this is the landing page for tag body spray for men. in case you can't see, they ask for your birthday before entering the site. the scroll down box for 'year' goes back to 1900.

i don’t know about you guys, but when i’m an 106 year old man, visiting the tag body spray online site is definitely going to be one of my daily priorities. right after trimming my nose hairs, telling people to speak up, sending $5 coins to my great grandchildren, and TRYING NOT TO DIE.