Fresh Direct, otherwise known as Captain Obvious

Got this hilarious email from FreshDirect yesterday after placing my order. I don't know why I've never noticed this before, but this time it made me lawl. Check out the first sentence of the third paragraph:



"You'll know your order has arrived when a uniformed FreshDirect delivery person appears at your door bearing boxes of fresh food."

Oh REALLY, FreshDirect? I'll know when my food arrives when...my food arrives? Well how will I know that? Ohhh, because there will be a Fresh Direct man at my door HOLDING OUT FOOD THAT I ORDERED TO BE DELIVERED AT THIS TIME? Wow, thanks for clearing that up. Otherwise I would have had no clue what that dude was doing there.