holmes me closer

well here's a nice bit of entertainment news, straight from the source himself, michael "the legend" cascio.

the conception of the antichrist

that's right, katie holmes is officially pregnant with "tom cruise's" baby. any guesses on how far into the pregnancy she is? i'm guessing about four months. tom was on oprah in may, right?

rumors are already flying about the paternity of the child. because in the words of cash, "faggy mcgee sure didn't do it."