that's MISS umberger to you

today i received two of the weirdest spam emails EVER. completely indecipherable and just utterly mindboggling. you know its sad when you long for the days of 'free viagra' spam mails, for the simple fact that at least THEY made sense.

email #1
from 'fredo marquardt' to 'kaylee sockwell':
"first estate; but I have found thee for no purpose. I would
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earnestly begged the Hawk to let him go, saying that he was not The Lion and the Three Bulls"

and #2 (i'm not making this up)
from 'bernat burkhart' to 'honorata umberger':
"Olive full of foliage, it settled upon its branches and broke
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refrain from quarreling with each other. nets? Who would chirp you to sleep, or call for you the covey of Not long afterwards when someone passed by and observed the"

what the hell is going on here? half passages from shakespeare intermingled with european monetary amounts? and whats with the random capitalization? i am completely baffled by these emails, especially since i have no idea how they got to me. last time i checked, my name was not 'honorata umberger.' although now i kind of wish it was...