yay for free press

so talan from laguna beach and kim stewart are officially engaged. cripes! this is almost as bad at that time talan thought he was a good singer. AWK!

obviously, there are a few things wrong with this whole ordeal. first of all, talan is only 19 years old. second of all, kim stewart is a freak. third of all, they've been dating for less than a week. A WEEK, PEOPLE. fourth of all, getting married because '16 minutes of fame is better than 15' is not a good reason. plus, talan was obviously shitfaced when he proposed, so it technically shouldn't count.


look at those eyes! talan should totally get a do-over for this one.

the only good thing to come from this engagement is that we have finally solved the mystery behind the disappearance of talan's massive diamond stud earring.



oh talan, what are you thinking. you went from taylor to kristin to THIS? two thumbs down for you, my friend.