somebody sure loves chuck norris

FACT: Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

FACT: Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

FACT: Chuck Norris' girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't fuck with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.

oh chuck norris, you're so violent in real life! read these facts and more in the top thirty facts about chuck norris.

also amusing (and just as true) is the same exact thing done for vin diesel. my favorite?

FACT: Vin Diesel is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

it's days like today when i love the internet.