and we have a winner

i just want to take a moment here to pay tribute to one of my role models. her name? renee thomas.

unless you're living in a hole, you know who this is. she's one of the two Panther cheerleaders who were arrested this weekend. (story) i just want to give mad props to my girl ren here. NOT ONLY was she wasted and having sex with another cheerleader in the bar, but she punched the girl who caught her in the face, resisted arrest, and then gave the cops a fake id, trying to implicate another fellow cheerleader. i mean seriously. that is the most ridiculous list of crimes anyone could ever commit, and she did so in succession. congratulations, renee. you are fucked for life.

i also want to take a moment to recognize the boston herald for titling this story with the greatest headline of all time: "sex, boom, bah." GENIUS.