agree to dis degree

today at work kira and i were given the task of renaming a certain smell of degree for men deodorant. in doing some background research, it has come to my attention that the names of almost every single deodorant on the market can be summed up in ten words. those ten words? you guessed em:

shower, breeze, clean, fresh, sport, cool, blast, arctic, mountain, and ocean. basically cool + any one of the planeteers = deodorant.

in defiance of these norms, kira and i have decided to rename this particular smell "ugly construction site." hopefully this will go over well with the clients.


this is the crappy deodorant we're supposed to be renaming. currently it's called 'ionic.' wtfuck? somebody obviously didn't get the memo.

ADDITIONALLY, if a certain scent is particularly popular with consumers, is it considered a best smeller? oh puns, you make me feel clever.