now THAT'S observational comedy

here are two funny things that i ran across today and felt like sharing.

the first, from the 'celebrity comments' page of us weekly, is amy adams' response when asked what she wanted for christmas this year:

i believe the word you're looking for here, amy, is a fucking TEAPOT. not a pot that makes the water boil for your tea. a TEAPOT. did you not attend middle school? does "i'm a little pot that makes the water boil for your tea, short and stout" sound right to you??? GEEZ, amy. i thought a little film called 'psycho beach party' (tagline: party till you drop. DEAD.) would have been the climax of your stupidity, but alas, i was wrong. DEAD WRONG.

the second was placed ever so carefully on the women's bathroom sink at the lowes theatre in union square:

that's right, it's a pregnancy test wrapper. a PREGNANCY TEST wrapper. who in their right mind a) brings a pregnancy test to a movie theatre, b) takes a pregnancy test in a movie theatre, and c) doesn't tell us the RESULTS??? GOD, i'm so anxious, i just hate not knowing. but seriously, how weird is this? i think jen put it best when she said "hey, when you gotta know, you gotta know."

aaaaaaaand SCENE.