and now, a word from captain obvious

so one of my new favorite things ever is those age verification pages that pop up when you first visit alcohol and other suggestive sites. i run into a lot of them in my job, and they never fail to crack me up for one reason or another. here's the latest, from coors:
in case you can't read, to the right of the submit button is a very threatening and ominously glowing image that reads "21 means 21." "21 MEANS 21, YOU UNDERAGE LIARS." this is hilarious to me. i love how the people at coors think that this one little image is going to deter underage kids from submitting a false birthday. "sure, i was born in 1983, heh heh SIKE. i'm such a clever 16 year old. now to submit...OH. MY. GOD. what is THAT? it's....it's....an OBVIOUS TRUTH ABOUT NUMBERS. oh my god, i don't know what to do. i always thought that 21 meant 16, omgomgomgomg i am questioning ALL OF MY ACTIONS right now. OH NO, is coors going to call my parents???" sorry coors, i'm pretty sure tons of underage kids are visiting your site right now. maybe try a more threatening presentation next time.


ps this is the most effort i have ever spent on a post. praise of my undeniable photoshop skills is not only welcome, but encouraged.