Thursday, October 13, 2005

they have more children than i can count on both hands

here's a fun fact - there's a woman in arkansas (are you really THAT surprised?) who just gave birth to her sixteenth child. SIXTEENTH CHILD.

the full story

but i must say, out of the whole ordeal, the part that gets me most is the names of the children:

"Joshua, 17; John David, 15; Janna, 15; Jill, 14; Jessa, 12; Jinger, 11; Joseph, 10; Josiah, 9; Joy-Anna, 8; Jeremiah, 6; Jedidiah, 6; Jason, 5; James, 4; Justin, 2; Jackson Levi, 1; and now, Johannah."

first of all, how do you pronounce 'jinger'? is it like ginger with a 'g,' or like singer with a j? i don't get it.
secondly, jedidiah? is that a typo?
thirdly, did mrs. baby-maker have an affair with a slav at some point?
fourthly, this couple wants to keep having kids, but i'm going to have to recommend they stop. not for health or anything, but because they are clearly terrible at naming their children. they're religious and going for 'j's, but have clearly forgotten the most important 'j' of all! come on now people. if their next baby isn't named jhe bible, i'm outta here.

1 Comments:

At 10:04 AM, Blogger Really Drew Bledsoe said...

Check out this gem submitted to AllDumb: http://www.jimbob.info/

boom.

 

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