you will be missed

the premature season finale of tara reid's literal shit show 'taradise' brings the series, sadly, to an abrupt close. i only saw half of one episode, but let me tell you, those 15 minutes were by far some of the best in television history. tara reid is a role model. i was going to make a top ten list of all the reasons i'm going to miss 'taradise,' but in the end i decided only one was necessary.

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