hey wait, that wasn't...

last night on the real world, wes somehow managed to convince a bunch of drunk girls in costa rica that he was prince harry. its time for another list of why this is just ridiculous.

first of all, danny was calling himself wes' 'bodyguard.' i'm sorry, no. danny is not and will never be anyone's bodyguard. danny is a woman.
secondly, why the hell would prince harry be hitting on slightly attractive girls at a random bar in costa rica? this is the kid who dressed up like a nazi and got away with it, for christ's sake. i'm pretty sure this isn't his scene.
thirdly, just because someone has red hair doesn't mean they are prince harry. following this method, a third of the nation would be mistaken for prince harry. and i'm pretty sure that doesn't happen.
fourth, i mean, come on.


actually, now that i put those pictures side by side, they do look kinda similar. something about the hair...

CORRECTION: according to laura baty, keeper of all things redhead, only about 11% of the country is redheaded, not a third like i said earlier. i was TOTES wrong.