laguna update part deux

my friend of a friend has struck again. here are the most interesting tidbits from her latest tryst with the laguna kids.

first of all, jason smokes parliament lights. what?

secondly, the whole jason/jessica breakup on the show was a TOTAL sham. jason told a reporter from the seattle times that he "broke up with her three or four weeks before that." zing!

and in LA things are just as weird. apparently alex h (tall alex) is moving out of kristin's place (drama!) and in with alex m (manly alex). now they can call each other 'al' and giggle like morons 24/7!

also, jason, stephen, and dieter live together. i can't imagine this NOT being awkward. think about it - dieter used to date jessica, who then dated jason. jason's dating lc, who used to hook it with stephen. stephen used to date kristin, who also kissed jason (yes, its true), and who also probably knows how big dieter's man parts are, being best friends with jessica. AWK!

lastly, alex m. confessed that "MTV kind of forced me to be friends with Casey." wait, really? wow, because you really had us all convinced that you two were friends.

those crazy kids. always keeping us sort of guessing.