who do they think they're kidding?

answer: not me.

here's the deal. the ny daily news reported on friday that a recent picture in people featuring jennifer aniston and vince vaughn with their arms around each other was, in fact, FALSE. instead of jennifer aniston, the ny daily news says that the woman in the picture is jennifer aniston's BODY DOUBLE. ok, here is the pic and my issues with it.



issue #1: WHO CARES? its two people with their arms around each other. they could have called the jennifer aniston looking person michael douglas for all i care. if vince vaughn was, say, pulling off a mean reacharound, then MAYBE.
issue #2: is it just me, or does fake jennifer aniston appear to have a MASSIVE left breast?
issue #3: since when do actors and actresses use body doubles for the scenes in which they WALK? honestly jen, you may not do your own stunt work, but i'm pretty sure you could have handled this scene. you do have legs, right? sheesh.
issue #4: why does caps lock seem to make things funnier to me?